Thursday, November 15, 2012

No Hope for Solo

Soccer goalie and two-time gold medalist Hope Solo got married today, two months after she began dating Seattle Seahawks tight-end Jerramy Stevens.  As if a quickie marriage to a guy who spells his name "Jerramy" isn't concerning enough, Stevens was arrested just yesterday for suspicion of domestic violence of his bride-to-be.

Although I wish eternal happiness for the beautiful soccer star, I fear that she is headed down a dangerous and tumultuous past.  There is no excuse for domestic violence.  I'm a firm believer in the saying, "if he hits you once, he'll do it again" (not sure if that's an old proverb or a phrase made up by my father, but I take it to heart nonetheless).  While the charges were dropped, I doubt that the police would have been involved if "nothing" happened.  In addition, she has only known him for two months so I doubt whatever demons he is harboring have fully surfaced.  If they are getting in domestic violence disputes during their "honeymoon" stage, I can only imagine the ugliness that will manifest once their love goggles wear off.

It's unfortunate because Hope Solo is a role model for many young girls.  Let's start a pool for how long this marriage is going to last.  I'll go on a limb and give them a month.  Any takers?
AP/Reuters



Monday, August 13, 2012

Boyfriend Application

Currently accepting applications for the position of: boyfriend.
Minimal experience necessary.
Must meet the following requirements.

*fits my definition of sexy. Preferred traits include:
-tall
-lean muscles
-brown hair
-bright eyes
-unique sense of style
-quirk such as dimples, freckles, gapteeth
-pouty lips
-foreign/ethnic
*smart, successful, good morals, bad boy side
*lives within 10 minutes of Lakewood. Wants to move away
*makes more money than me. Not obsessed with how much money he makes
*accepts my busy schedule w/o/e but is readily available when I am
*adores me and showers me with affection, but not too much that I take it for granted
*great in bed. No desire to cheat
*not gay. Doesn't mind that all my friends are

Apply below. Referrals welcome.
Exceptions may be made on a case-to-case basis.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

DJs/Producers I Love


DeadMau5

I got to be an extra in his music video "Professional Griefers" which comes out soon.  I had an AMAZING time, and got to talk to him between takes.  Joel really funny, down to earth, and an incredible producer.  Just don't call him a DJ.  He's a level 60 troll.





Tiesto
My first favorite, Tiesto is one of the most well-known.  He has been working on music for decades and has a wide array of music to listen to.  Tiesto is also great in concert.  I've seen him five times.



Benny Benassi
"Satisfaction" will always be my favorite.  He's a fun live show.  I saw him in Ibiza right after Michael Jackson died.  It was a great tribute.





Skrillex
Former punk singer Skrillex is dropping sick ass beats.  "Right on Time" on the Bangarang EP is my favorite.





Paul van Dyk
I've had two of the greatest nights of my life at Paul van Dyk concerts, both in Cleveland and Ibiza.  I'm dying to go back to Amnesia.  Deadmau5 and him performed on Thursday at Cream.  I've been to that. Just sorry I was 3 years early.  I shook his hand...twice.
Super sexy picture!!

Who the fuck is Bailey Charmichael?

Every great writer needs a pen name. Bailey Charmichael is mine.

For those of you who know me well, you know i love to write. And if you were ever in one of my English or Communications classes, you know I'm pretty damn good at it.

Up to this point, I've only written essays and reports. I used to keep a diary, but now I can just spill out all my feelings on the Internet. I dabbled in poetry when I was younger, but I was much better at rhyming than expressing actual feelings.

I'm a huge believer in goal-setting. I firmly believe that writing down 50 goals, no matter how crazy they seem, helps you achieve truly crazy goals! One of mine has always been to write a book.

I love reading fiction books, especially "chick lit" like "Confessions of a Shopaholic" (fantastic book series, so-so movie), "Something Borrowed" (better movie, not as good a series) , and "Devil Wears Prada" (excellent movie, most people don't even know it's a book). I want to write something that makes other people feel the way I do when I read a great story. Lots of people.

I also think that writing a book will make me immortal. I have a chance to inspire people after I'm dead. How cool is that?!

Now that I'm almost done with the CPA exam, I need something else to aim for (at what point in my life will this need become a serious problem??)

So I am writing my first novel. I bought "Writing Fiction for Dummies" and I'm just taking it from there. I'm looking forward to doing research (if fiction doesn't work I'm sure I can write a great accounting book).

I'm working on my story, putting words on paper (screen?), getting people's opinions.

I look forward to telling you more about Lila. The normal girl who falls in love with a music producer. And struggles to fit in...to her new life or her old one.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Celebrities Who Look EXACTLY Alike




Javier Bardem (actor; married to Penelope Cruz)

Jeffrey Dean Morgan (actor; married to Hilary Burton)

Josh Brolin (actor; married to Diane Lane)

Harry Hamlin (actor; married to Lisa Rinna)

Zooey Deschanel (quirky, beautiful actress; recently divorced)
Katy Perry (quirky, beautiful singer; recently divorced)

I hope that cleared things up.

Monday, April 9, 2012

Another Bronx Tale


"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent."

I saw the movie "A Bronx Tale" (DeNiro's 1993 Directorial Debut) for the first time this weekend and was struck by the actor playing DeNiro's son.  I looked him up on IMDB and this is what I found out:


Lillo Brancato Jr.


Lillo was born in Colombia and adopted at 4 months old.  He lived in Yonkers, NY with his parents and brother.  He was discovered on the beach by talent scouts looking for a DeNiro lookalike.

After his epic performance in "A Bronx Tale," he appeared in a few more movies and started doing drugs. Lillo was arrested in 2005,  when he and his ex-girlfriend's father attempted to break into a house for herion.  An off-duty police officer was killed when he tried to stop them.  Lillo was acquitted of manslaughter (he claims he did not know his assailant carried a gun) but was charged with attempted burglary and sentenced to 10 years in prison.  Lillo will be eligible for parole in 2014.


I am sad to see this is how his story unfolded, given the promise he shows in that movie.  But I am still rooting for him to recover and get back into acting.  

If you've never seen the movie, I suggest you go watch it now.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Girls Hate Me because I'm So Pretty

The Downside of Being Pretty - Samantha Brick - DailyMail

The hottest woman ever, according to Samantha Brick

Sorry boys, she's taken


This article just went viral by self-proclaimed British beauty Samantha Brick.  In it she chronicles how difficult it is to be pretty.  In her mind, getting gifts and attention from men is terrible for one main reason--because women hate her for it.

If you're American like me, you immediately notice her teeth.  But whether you think she is attractive is not the point.  She suggests the only reason people hate her is because she's pretty and doesn't stop to think about an alternate scenario (her massive ego).

I think a bigger drawback of being too pretty would be the unwanted attention from creepers and strangers.  Yet the article does not even bring it up.

The article seems fake, like it was written to garnish attention.  Or....Samantha Brick is the most delusional woman ever.  What do you think?

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Me & Celebs

Ryan Basford, the sweetest, cutest person on the Chelsea Lately Staff :) 

Chuy Bravo - Chelsea Lately 
He was getting ready to work out but Ryan asked him if he would meet us.  He was adorable. And we're practically the same size!


Kris Humphries--NJ Nets
Elevator ride, Hilton Indianapolis--2:30 AM


Ross Matthews--Chelsea Lately
Ross came to BG and took pictures with everyone afterwards.  He held my hand.


Tyson Ritter--All-American Rejects
Ran into him at Pita Pit in Indianapolis right before the Super Bowl.


Mike Posner--Singer
Meet and greet after the concert.



One of these days I will meet Lady Gaga!!!

I'll keep updating :)

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Thylane Blondeau

Wow!! This girl is absolutely stunning and an incredible model!!! Thylane Blondeau is only 10 years old, but that hasn't stopped her from becoming a successful supermodel.  Some people are outraged, saying her pictures are inappropriate.  I disagree.  I think they're amazing and that she has an incredible talent.  Plus she's french.  Thoughts?




Trevor Donovan: Hottest Man Alive

Check out one of my favorite celebrities, Trevor Donovan, in his spread for Bello magazine.  He's got the looks and personality to match.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Tribute to Amy Winehouse

RIP AMY!!!!
September 14, 1983 - July 23, 2011
Quote from Amy's Mother in 2008
"'I've known for a long time that my daughter has problems. But seeing it on screen rammed it home. I realise my daughter could be dead within the year. We're watching her kill herself, slowly.

"I've already come to terms with her dead. I've steeled myself to ask her what ground she wants to be buried in, which cemetery. Because the drugs will get her if she stays on this road.
"I look at Heath Ledger and Britney. She's on their path. It's like watching a car crash - this person throwing all these gifts away." --Janis Winehouse

Amy's Lyrics
"I wish I could sing no regrets and no emotional debts. Cause as we kiss goodbye the sun sets. So we are history. The shadow covers me. The sky above, a blaze that only lovers see."--Tears Dry on Their Own

"I cheated myself like I knew would. I told you I was trouble. You know that I'm no good."--You Know I'm No Good

"You went back to what you knew, so far removed from all that we went through. And I tread a troubled track, my odds are stacked. I'll go back to black.  We only said goodbye with words. I died a hundred times. You go back to her...I go back to us."--Back to Black 

"So you did Miami...cuz you got there for free. But somehow you missed the plane...you did too much E. Met somebody and spent the night getting caned.  Without girls like you, there'd be no fun.  We'd go to the club and not see anyone.  Without girls like you, there's no nightlife.  All those men just go home to their wives."--Fuck Me Pumps

"You can't keep lying to yourself like this. Can't believe you played yourself like this."--Me and Mr. Jones

"They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, no no no. Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know.  I ain't got the time...and if my daddy thinks I'm fine. He's tried to make me go to rehab. I won't go go go."--Rehab

Amy Winehouse Tribute Statuses/Tweets
"Amy, wherever you are now…I hope you and Janis Joplin will sing forever. Such an amazing talent, such a shame. Goodbye legend! R.I.P" -Paul van Dyk
":( Amy Winehouse. You lived life hard, you sang with soul, you are the girl who was `Frank` as fuck." -Derek Vandergrift
"Amy Winehouse is dead?!! I said no no no!" -John Warner
"Amy Winehouse has died. The cause of death is unknown but there are rumors Mrs. Weasley mistook her for Bellatrix Lestrange." -@Lord_Voldemort7
"Amy Winehouse....COME ON DOOOWN!" -@Jesus_M_Christ




Amy has joined the ranks of Janis Joplin and Kurt Kobain by joining the "27 Club."  More information on this at 27 Club.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

BOOK REVIEW: Last Night at Chateau Marmont

Review
Last Night at Chateau Marmont by Lauren Weisberger

I bought this book for two reasons: (1) this is the same author who wrote The Devil Wears Prada, and (2) I am obsessed with celebrities so the plot was instantly intriguing.

Plot
The story is about a married couple, Brooke, a level-headed nutritionist, and Julian, a struggling but talented musician.  They were working hard to make ends meet when Julian became an overnight sensation.  The fame takes a toll on their relationship, and you are left wondering if they are going to "make it" or end up getting divorced.

Highlights
There were several likable characters in this story.  Julian, the husband, seems like the guy that every girl wants.  He is incredibly sweet, sensitive, and doesn't have any of the bad habits other men do.  Also, Brooke's best friend Nola is interesting and a lot more relatable for me.

Spoiler Alert
My only struggle with this book was my feelings towards the protagonist, Brooke Alter.  While the author attempted to portray her as down-to-earth, I thought she was stubborn and acted like she was better than everyone else.  She blamed her husband for all the problems with their marriage due to his newfound fame, but she refused to quit her job and travel with him.  I mean, it's as if she never considered what it would be like if her husband were to be famous, so she didn't know how to react.  If she had just put her career on hold to travel the world with her husband, they wouldn't have had any struggle at all.  I almost quit reading half-way through the book because I thought she was so annoying.  However, my Facebook friends encouraged me to continue.

Conclusion
I enjoyed the concept behind the plot, and loved the leading man.  The ending made me happy and I even teared up a little.

Recommendation
I would recommend this book if you enjoy "Chick Lit" as much as I do, if you're interested in celebrity gossip, or if you don't know what else to read.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

34-year old actor lost 200 lbs!!!


 
Actor Ethan Suplee, from "Blow," "The Butterfly Effect," and "My Name is Earl," is looking visibly thinner in his new appearance on "Wilfred." The actor has lost 200 pounds over the past 11 years by riding his bike!!  He also made a bet with Kevin Smith during "Mall Rats" saying he would lose more weight.  It is OBVIOUS who won that bet.  He looks great!



Tuesday, July 5, 2011

What's Next for Casey?


 On July 5, 2011 the world was stunned to hear the verdict of the Casey Anthony trial.  After 10 hours of deliberations, the jury reached the conclusion that she is NOT GUILTY of killing her two-year old daughter, Caylee.  This decision has not solved the mystery of this little girl’s death.  Rather, it has sparked several more questions.  If Casey didn’t kill her daughter, who did?  What made the jury decide that her involvement was not beyond a reasonable doubt?  Will there be justice for Caylee? What is Casey Anthony going to do now?

This last question is especially intriguing to me.  What is next for Casey?  I don’t think even Casey has considered that question before today.  She has spent the last three and a half years in prison facing this trial.  Although she was found guilty of lying to investigators, the penalty she faces has mostly been served.  She will be free to live her life, go out to clubs, even find a new man and possibly have another child.  The last thought makes me shudder.

So Casey got away with murder.  Or did she?  The OJ Simpson case shows insight into what happens after a miracle conviction.  OJ was sued by Nicole’s and Ron’s family, forced to pay millions of dollars, and eventually got arrested for trying to steal back his own memorabilia.  He is the constant butt of jokes and still perceived by most as a murderer.  Even though he is not in jail, his quality of life has been severely impacted.

What is Casey going to do?  Are her parents going to allow her back into their home?  She accused her father and brother of molesting her, as well as accusing her father of covering up a murder.  The relationship between the Anthony family is obviously strained.

Will she ever find a job?  No ethical business would want to hire a perceived murderer.  She is also a known liar.  It is possible that she could profit from this situation through movie deals, books, interviews, etc.  However, she will not be as successful as other headliners because what she did was wrong.  People will not want to give their hard-earned money to a woman who killed her child.

Is anyone going to want to be friends with her?  Casey’s life will no doubt spur several paparazzi photos and tabloid gossip.  She will probably be bombarded with people trying to attach to her notoriety.  However, none of them will actually support and nurture her.  They are only going to use her.  Casey is already unstable without a group of users as an accelerant.

Who would want to date her?  Unfortunately, she is attractive and famous so there are likely to be scumbags that would go for the attention.  But no decent man would want to be with a pathological liar who killed her daughter.  I certainly couldn’t imagine wanting to have a child with her.

Can she go about living her life without the constant condemnation of ordinary citizens?  The people are outraged and angered by this decision.  I am sure she will need security protection.  Even years from now, she will still be marked and recognized.  She might as well have a scarlet “A” on her chest.

Will Casey be affected by the guilt?  Only a sociopath could handle the thought of getting away with murder—and of their own child at that.  Perhaps the remorse will tear her down emotionally.

Casey’s future may include some benefits of which she does not deserve—the most basic being her freedom.  However, her life is not one we would envy.  Her family cannot look at her the same.  She will have no true friends or lovers.  And she has to live everyday with the guilt of knowing what she did.

Only time will tell the story of Casey Anthony.  But I believe in karma and I believe she will get what she deserves in one way or another.  She may not have been legally convicted, but she will serve her sentence.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Tennis Meets Gaga



Check out the absolute ferociousness of Bethanie Mattek-Sands (pro-tennis player) at Wimbledon this weekend.  Sources say she's giving the Williams sisters a run for their money as far as style and attitude.  Her outfit was made by one of Gaga's designers.

Isn't it perfect?

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Nastia Liukin is a fierce bitch.

I just noticed this is Nastia Liukin's (Olympic Gymnast) Twitter profile picture.  To die for.  She should model.  I guess she's probably "too short" though.