Monday, August 13, 2012

Boyfriend Application

Currently accepting applications for the position of: boyfriend.
Minimal experience necessary.
Must meet the following requirements.

*fits my definition of sexy. Preferred traits include:
-tall
-lean muscles
-brown hair
-bright eyes
-unique sense of style
-quirk such as dimples, freckles, gapteeth
-pouty lips
-foreign/ethnic
*smart, successful, good morals, bad boy side
*lives within 10 minutes of Lakewood. Wants to move away
*makes more money than me. Not obsessed with how much money he makes
*accepts my busy schedule w/o/e but is readily available when I am
*adores me and showers me with affection, but not too much that I take it for granted
*great in bed. No desire to cheat
*not gay. Doesn't mind that all my friends are

Apply below. Referrals welcome.
Exceptions may be made on a case-to-case basis.